Okay, from the Home Office in Chico, California: Top Ten Reasons why NorthStateBlues hasn’t blogged in a month:
10.) Jane Austen held me hostage with Pride AND Prejudice.
9.) All the NorCal “cardholders” are giving me a contact buzz.
8.) A self-held criterion that I have to include a drawing with every post.
7.) My Loney has a first name, it’s L-O-N-E-Y… oh wait, that’s the Dodgers’ #7 (Thanks to leekfink and Lny4Loney).
6.) After getting a Nintendo Wii and MLB Power Pros 2008, it’s tough to decide whether to write about baseball or play it.
5.) This offseason and the loss of L.A.’s pitching depth bring the Golden Rule to mind.
4.) A bunch of angry Giants fans tracked me down and gave my computer a Splash Landing.
3.) Jeff Gillooly.
2.) I’ve been keeping Joe Torre company leaning on the railing in the dugout.
And the number one reason NorthStateBlues hasn’t blogged in a month:
1.) I’m on strike ’til the return of Mannywood.
David Letterman is the man. I’m just a ripoff.
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